Prologue - Catching up to Speed

Note: this is a JOKE crossover fic with a protagonist that is an intentional Mary Sue. NOTE, IT IS A JOKE CRACKFIC. Content in this fanfic is not intended to be taken all that seriously.

A young adult known as Bitchy Becky has now achieved her life goal of killing a YouTuber and is now going on a world tour with her two best friends Red Sussy Imposter and Fruity Pinocchio, and her boyfriend Lukas from Minecraft Story Mode. A new and more powerful threat to her life emerges from the dark, however, and they won't stop until she's dead. Will Bitchy Becky once again rise victorious, or will she perish like a dog?