AUTHORS NOTE OHHH YEAH KOOLAID MAN???!?!?!?

(ON HIATUS UNTIL SOMETIME EVENTUALLY IDK)

white boy hits it down sexual style WAIT WHAT

i mean uh

a mysterious disease from space is infecting people across the globe. and of course as you can tell from the tags, it turns people into weird ass plant creatures. Simon is one of the first people infected with this disease. and uh shit happens

Also title is a reference to WHITE SPACE GEOMETRY DASH RAIL!!!!!!!!1!1!1!11!11!1!11!1