1. I slap Dionysus and a horse

Look, I didn't ask to be a demigod. I never asked for any of this. I didn't ask for my life to be torn apart over and over again. I didn't ask the effing Greek Gods to be my relatives and family. And I definitely never wanted to live at Camp Half-Blood. I'm Lilly Black, and this is how I became the new Queen of Olympus. I do not own Percy Jackson or any of Rick Riordans books. I only own Lilly and her story,.