For everyone who finds this

Bunny and Dip. Two basic ass ships. Except, they can't really be that basic if THE Eric Cartman ships them can they?

Join Cartman in a story pov'ed by him, himself as he finds the most unnatural and world ending ways to bring out the romantic tension between not only Butters and Kenny but Damien and Pip as well.

2 ships in one fanfic! What could go wrong?

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This is a rewrite of my old fic, "Gay F@gs", from about a year ago.

Yes, I know, I am already writing the sequel to this fic but the sequel will be paused for some time while this is rewritten. I needs a nice clean ending and I need it to make just a bit more sense then... The old one. So get ready!!

It's gonna get crazy>:]