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After witnessing the harsh rejections that killed Dip and Bunny, Cartman wouldn't stand for it. He had worked too hard to see his two favorite not cannon ships crumble. So he decided it was time for another plan. A different plan. One that would maybe possibly lead to...... The end of the world? Maybe, Maybe not. Join Eric Cartman as he tells a story not even he can explain!