I know about the cereal.

It was an average day, you woke up and decided to make yourself a bowl of cereal, except...

YOᑌ ᑭOᑌᖇEᗪ TᕼE ᗰIᒪK ᗷEᖴOᖇE TᕼE ᑕEᖇEᗩᒪ.

ᕼE IS ᑎOᗯ ᑕOᗰIᑎG ᖴOᖇ YOᑌ.

YOᑌᖇ SIᑎS ᗯIᒪᒪ ᑎOT ᗷE ᖴOᖇGIᐯEᑎ.