Tying the Knot with "Prince Charming"

The names Alice. I've been called crazy multiple times, not like the creepy scary, the stupid scary, if you know what I mean. My parents are making me get married to a British dude who I've never heard of before. I know cliche right, *rolls eyes*, but this is my story, and it's far from normal. Welcome to my world of craziness, and my journey through this whole thing, just don't get lost on the way. (This description is still in the works, 'cause I couldn't think of anything better, this is just temporary.)