The Knight and The Magician

One of them is a 723 year old vampire, forever 23 and looking for love. But who on earth would want a bloodsucking boyfriend with a silver pillar of a hairdo?

One of them is a 4,178 year old mummy, trapped in a tomb underneath a famous statue with no nose. With only a very dried out bird for company, he only wants one thing- someone to talk to.

Now what happens when these two undead beings meet? Throw in a roadtrip across the west coast of America, a car with an incredibly embarrassing bumper sticker, a flatulent chupacabra with a coffee addiction- and these two monsters may just be made for each other!