The Week Prior

So there's a company wide initiative to increase health and connectivity to the talent.

We're all going to perfunctory dance classes twice a week. It's paid (double our hourly pay to promote everyone going) and yes, I'm going.

Being guilted in to it by my coworker, who doesn't have two left feet like me, is how I wind up embarrassing myself in front of my whole section of the company. Embarrassing myself in front of our dance teachers.

Now they want to prove that even a tone deaf, two-left footed person can dance with enough encouragement.