. . .

"So I can choose the weretiger, illusion boy, your little successor, the only actual detective in your detective agency, or~..." Mori purposely dragged out the 'r' a bit as his gaze slowly turned to one person in particular, "Dazai-kun."

-OR-

that one trope where Mori has to choose which ada member to take to the mafia (dazai for angst-turned-BAMF reasons) but with a twist bcus no one's having it