The Scum's Return

I was your average troll. Nah scratch that, I WAS THE GREATEST FUCKING TROLL IN THE HISTORY OF EXISTENCE. Anyways I died in a battle in my favourite game Lucifer's Tempest where you only have one life and yada yada yada. I'm sure you don't wanna listen to me yapping so the gist is, system sent me back in time to troll even more, capiche? Alright now read the damn story!