The French Help the Americans Beat the British in the American Revolution II

i was told to write this.

i just want to say that i have nothing against gregory of yardale he is just british and i don't like that
i also don't actually dislike british people this is a joke
beans on toast? not anymore
tea? the only tea i know is the TRUTH. not the drink ew
gregory gets hit in the head by a metal pipe by ze mole