Description
The fat, cream covered town of Vandilism holds a secret. Sexy Foot has the perfect life working as a large in the city and transforming like transformers with his Victorian child boyfriend, Unsexy Foot. However, when he finds a squishy large balls in his cellar, he begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the Foot family. A national large day leaves Sexy with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to me Vandilism to find some answers. At first the people of Vandilism are happy and furry. He is intrigued by the curiously baby like small, Bad Toe. However, after he introduces him to hard balls, Sexy slowly finds himself drawn into a web of rough gay ball robbing, mom and perhaps, even outpizzaing the hut. Can Sexy resist the charms of Bad Toe and uncover the secret of the squishy large balls before it's too late, or will his demise become yet another Vandilism legend? (This desc is Auto generated, im building my story off of it 😍) //"Are sock-Man's services for hire? I could do with some help fiding my own food." - The Daily Tale "The dullest novel ever written. I'm so bored of stories set in basement that feature a school called Fenne." - Enid Kibbler "I'm going to rush out and buy this book! I can totally see a mermaid version of will wood." - Hit the Spoof "I once knew somebody called Fenne. Sigh." - Zob Gloop
Slimy classical music
