Nagolbud: Outsmarting Wannabe Alphas with a Rubber Chicken Time Machine

In the realm of the absurd, where reality is a mere suggestion, and creativity is the only currency, a character named Nagolbud reigned supreme. This is a tale of how Nagolbud, a master of wit and trickery, used a Rubber Chicken Time Machine to pull a fast one on the Wannabe Alphas.