Oneshot 1

what has my life come to.

In a modern AU, here lies two very annoying idiots. One is named Scaramouche and the other is named.. Y/n. Wow. How bizarre, amazing, cool, totally out of this world, never done before, totally amazing, did I mention amazing?
The two room with each other and often have fights. But more of the *wink wonk* kind of fights if ykwim

No, this is not satire. All three parts are actually one, but it was too long so I split them up like middle school relationships.