The GoldenHam (Part One)

In Mr. Wilson's One-Two Punch class, the pair of extended-fist-bump-partners, Golden and Hamblin, are often teased and shipped by the class. Although their relationship is complicated. The two (mainly Golden) are torn between their love and hatred for each other.

Basically:
Mr. Wilson let us write short stories in class to try and entertain him. Thus creating The GoldenHam fic.
It was apparently so good that it has been requested that I post it here and other fanfiction sites.