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unknown: hey, what's the meaning of life, Jessie?

me: Who's this? and first off, my name is not Jessie. Second, what do you mean?

unknown: I'm sorry nvm.

me: no, please tell me.

unknown: I'm thinking of sleeping.

me: as in???

unknown: and never waking up.

me: woah, no way. i will help you. my name is Marcie, what's yours?