Arise! ye Tarnished.

Meet Danny! He's new to The Lands Between and he's looking to be the new Elden Lord! He's got one problem though, it seems the neighborhood isn't so welcoming...

So basically this is a transcript of the funny situations I thought of as I played Elden Ring for the first time. Expect some out-of-character moments, some actual moments that happened in my first time playing the game and of course, A LOT OF CRACK.