Description
When an idiot who's only talent is spewing bullshit out of his mouth somehow ends up working to protect one of the biggest supervillains ever, The Bastard, to save his skin. When said idiot has to work alongside who he once thought was a superhero, The Praetorian, to do so. When the idiot has the power to switch powers on and off like a lightswitch... and that idiot is you. You were just trying to rob The Bastard of all his money with your friend, Portia. It wasn't that deep, just a quick break-in and theft. Somehow, after all of these events, you're now working with both The Bastard, and an unlikely coworker, The Praetorian. What happens next? Who knows? Even I don't know! Read to find out. -he/him pronouns for reader ^^ -starts before the show Super Crooks -includes a lot of cussing -apparently this is a comic book or something. I only watched the anime yall, this is based on the anime. So sorry if I offend any comic book fans... ;-; -cross posted on ao3
Chapter One - When Idiots Fly, But You're The Idiot...
