Disclaimer

Deku gets cheated on, he moves to an undisclosed city in America, makes new friends, and hijinks ensue.
This is a work of SATIRE. I am making fun of a large trope/genre on Wattpad that I've read too much of. I have an entire disclaimer chapter, but to make a long story short, this is not written in earnest. Just to make light of an oddly specific genre on Wattpad that I've read too much into.
Also, updates are inconsistent. Don't expect me to have a consistent update schedule for this.