Ch0: Character info

[Discontinued]
Hisoka X Male reader X Illumi
The cover was made by me :D

"Remember when you told me to got to the pharmacy?" -[M]

"...Yes?" -Illumi

"Um They're out if my ADHD medication of five days!" -[M]

"Oh my god..." -Illimi

"It's gonna be a fun week!" -[M]

"I'm going to my mother's." -Illumi

"IN SICKNESS AND HEALTH MOTHER FUCKER!" -Hisoka

[M] and his husbands do random shit.
This is a crackfic in terrible disguise

Praise our Lord and savior Jinxus Crime