Prologue:

Okay, before I write a description I want to say: I got pissed at all the 'OMG, Harry had a twin!' stories so I decided to write a good one! Hehe. I'm not vain - AT ALL.

Anyway, here we go...

My name is Yvaine Potter and if you pronounce it wrong I will break your face. E-vein. Here's some things you might need to know about me:
-I'm very violent.
-I curse every second word.
-I love my dog more than my mother.
-I HATE Tom Riddle.
-My favorite colour is greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
-I'm a Slytherin (I can imagine your face - :O)
-I'm a sexy beast.

'nough said...