IMPORTANT!! READ!!

"You're such a asshole Cartman." "Hehe~ And that's why you love me. You love the asshole Kyle!!~" "Oh shut up man. Hehe." Kyle then lends and gently kisses his cheek, "Yours so stupied man....I love you." "I love you too.~"

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Read this!!:

1. Do I ship it?: NO!! This is pearly a joke!! If you like the ship that's fine I don't judge!

2. If you comment hate then your comment will be deleted and I shall screenshot it and shame you!!

3. If you don't like then don't read it! If you still do then
you're either stupid, a mascot, or you actually do ship it.

4: I am making it cause, why not? I'm bored, and just because I don't ship it doesn't mean I can't write it. I'm just bored and wanted to write something.