Enormous flaws

I don't even know why the fuck I'm doing this, but here you all go. This is not for the faint of heart, some of these quotes contain foul language and dirty jokes, so to any kids reading this, I'd recommend finding something else.

Some of these are human au, some of these are as trains, and yes, I am in fact lazy and my brain is broken, so you will have to forgive me for the dramatic inconsistency.