Why I switched from supporting Taekook to Jikook?

Reading a bunch of Taekookers comments on a page saying "Jikookers are most delusional" fueled me to write this book.

(Clears throat)

Delusional?

And us Jikookers?

How about I slap you taekookers (who interfere with us jikookers with your toxic breaths when it is completely uncalled for) with some facts about why Jikook is real?

Let's get into it.