of cheese and spaghetti

!READ THE DESCRIPTION! (please)

this is a collection of slowly updated crack oneshots (fanfics, plain crack, anything, really.)

TW!!! this will contain sexual content, (not too explicit, but heavily implied), heavy/dark topics, and characterization of inanimate objects and food. it will be all treated as a joke. hopefully, it wont be too bad. i dont personally believe i have the ability to make it too bad, but the warning is here anyways.
themes will be put at the start of the oneshot, so if you arent comfortable with any of this, dont read this!!

tags will be added as the story progresses, i hope you enjoy the story <3333