......idk what to name this...|chapt. 1|

Kyman-
(I DON'T SHIP THIS OKAY!!! I just like the challenge it is to write them together. )
this is more of a joke story, but written in a serious way.
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There's a new restaurant opening in South Park.
called "A Rip Off Of Casa Bonita But Worse'. Cartman has been off the walls talking about how much he wants to go. He forces the others to go with him but when only Kyle shows up things get a little..*fruity*.
(NOT SEXUAL!)