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"𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒅𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏 𝒕𝒊𝒕𝒍𝒆?"

A sarcastic Innkeeper with a violent pet ferret, a chaotic soldier with an odd fascination with bones, and a rebellious witch with an unusual amount of poisonous (or possibly psychedelic) mushrooms together on a very, very long adventure... what could go wrong?

Just a few warnings, VERY slow updates, long(-ish?) chapters, and TONS of dialogue