Whelp. I'm dumb.

This is a story about how I have continually lied to my family about how hard I work on school. I have a computer that I use for school but I mostly use it to stay up all night long watching tik toks about how to cast spells that will make me money. I don't want to actually earn any money through actual work, though.

My parents pay for me to be on an expensive swim team and they spend about 15 hours a week supporting me. I repay them with staying up all night watching tik toks before a big race. I'm pouting because I was expecting a $500 tech suit so that I can shave a few tenths of a second off my time. I could try actually sleeping as a way to go faster, but I'd much rather they spend $500 on a fancy suit for me.