Chapter i: Author's Note

One fateful day Jaune Arc decides he doesn't want to be a huntsman anymore. Instead, he wants to set sail to the Grand Line, find the One Piece, and become King of the pirates. Most of his friends may think he's crazy, but that's okay. At least some of them are willing to join along on his quest.

Meanwhile, the majority of the Schnees are criminals (none the same type), Coco wants a fashion revolution, Qrow's a bad influence, Cinder wishes something would go her way for once, Oobleck is hooked to a coffee IV, and why the hell is Emerald talking about ninjas?

Read as: a crack fic crossover between RWBY and One Piece.