Ch 1: Birth Of A Sigma

Lavr Stas Feofil Oleg Naoumovic, "Bob" for short, has led an extraordinarily mediocre life for the past 16 years.

Unsatisfied with the mundane trajectory of his life is taking, Lavr Stas Feofil Oleg Naoumovic has decided that enough is enough and has started smoking weed.

Just kidding. Drugs are bad.

Join Lavr Stas Feofil Oleg Naoumovic on his, hopefully not-so-boring, rite of passage to greatness.