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(*no smut XD*)
Turns out God does exist. But God has some really fucked up opinions. Yes when you where eighteen you cheated on your lover. Where you in the correct mindset? No. Did you regret it? Yes. Did she also cheat on you? Yes. Did you have fun before she found out? ...yes... Did she also have fun before you found out? Yes. Did the two of you laugh your ass's off after finding out? Yes. The two of you are friends now. You both where young and being stupid. But then you are expected to become a Christian so God can forgive your sins. Yeah no. You're not gonna join a religion that has a book that says treat your neighbor as you would want to be treated but judges literally everyone that isnt in their religion...wait how do you recognize these cute demons-