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"I'm the brunette one. Theas the lighter brown one cause she doesn't like being called blonde since she's dumb asf"- Alice

"We've been friends since year 7. Alice came out to me in year 8, and i've not ever been fussed about it, but now she's telling me about a crush she has on this girl I don't even know. Apparently, she's blonde, but she doesn't like being called that. She has blue/green eyes and is taller than her." - Thea

None of it makes sense to either of them. One night can't change that much, right?