Prologue

Buford Emochild Lewis Lois Alfred Borris Alfonso Sluggo Kimkardashian Johnson-Smith is a young banker like his dad, Jonathan John Jebediah Jesus Jeremiah Johnson. His life seems to finally be turning around after his mom, the Duchess Sofia Sophie Selena Sierra Sabrina Sluggy Smith of Slugland disinherited him after having come out as gay. He lives with the love of his life, Peter, an accountant at his bank. But when he meets the Felix Felicis potion at a gambling den, what will happen?