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[CLICK] [THE ARCHIVIST, sounding really confused and disappointed at the same time] Statement of b1n4ryr3s1st4nt regarding gay people who work for an eldritch institution, statement recorded directly from subject, April 24 2023, The Magnus institute, London. You can go when you're ready. [B1N4RYR3S1ST4NT] Okay so, it all started when a tiktok user, one Lizainthedumpster, started making videos about The Magnus archives. From there I just got dragged into the rabbit hole, to be honest. Listening to one episode dragged to listening to the next, it was like I was compelled by some kind of force. I don't know it feels like I've imagined it all. Then I became mutuals with tiktok user Haven, whose cosplays are amazing, and the videos started flooding my fyp. The archivist, Elias, Jürgen Ligtner, Martin, Sasha...or Not-Sasha?... whatever...they're all fictional, but then why are they so blorbo-able? Tumblr is full of fanart and headcanons so I wanted to make a statement to- [THE ARCHIVIST, done with the bullshit he has to deal daily ] Statement ends. Clearly the subject is in a state of confusion lead and caused by brainrot and too much fandom interaction in a small amount of time. I cannot follow up since that would be breaking the fourth wall, and I'm already doing it by entertaining this silly behaviour, while Martin and Tim, who investigated regardless of what I told them have found close to no evidence. At least this has nothing to do with spiders. [B1N4RYR3S1ST4NT] Wait! I have one last thing to sa- [THE ARCHIVIST, disgruntled] Oh god, what now? [B1N4RYR3S1ST4NT] As I was saying. DISCLAIMER: I do not own The Magnus archives podcast, obviously. Credits to Jonathan Sims, the author and to Rustyquill.com for their magnificent work. Now go and listen to it on whatever you use to listen to podcasts. [THE ARCHIVIST] [SIGHS] Statement ends. [CLICK] [OMINUOUS BOW INSTRUMENTS MUSIC PLAYING]
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