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Random attempts at creative writing that are too short to warrant their own titles. "Who Am I?" (2004-2005?) is basically a collection of in-jokes for Sam Neill fans. The text contains about 70 references (I think) to projects he's been in. Even I don't get all the references any more. Maybe a re-watch is due! "Defeating the Galactic Empire" (2008) is about the Sennet brothers, a couple of my play-by-post roleplaying characters, playing Star Wars in the back garden. "Barty Crouch Jr. meets the Death Eaters at the Quidditch World Cup arena" is a blatant Life of Brian rip-off thrown together at some point. "Walk the Dog or Lost in Koblenz" (1999? 2000?) is Modern Talking (well, technically Thomas Anders) fanfic from way back when. The main character is meeting up with her friend in Germany, gets lost, asks a random dog walker for directions without realising he happens to be a best-selling recording artist. This somehow got translated into Vietnamese by someone, who published it in his university's student paper or something like that. He actually sent me a hardcopy! It had an illustration and everything. :)
Who Am I?
