✦ch 1✦

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why was he like that?
Why does he talk so nice to me..
Its not like he could hide something..
right?

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Warning //
Gore
Cannibalism
Death and torture
Future smut
Descriptions of eating flesh
Cuss words
Cheesy book logic
Lots of jokes to lighten the atmosphere cuz thas how i write ;3

(spoiler summary ahead)

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Basically swap!sarv is busy being mad at swap!ruv being all cutesy to her, so much so that she doesnt even know hes like murdering and eating people.
Crack storyline i came up with while literally high on musinex

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ENJOY!!

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