Chapter 1: Cartman.

This is all a joke. I hate kyman SO MUCH it's like the worst fucking ship ever dude. I've also never written a fanfiction in my life so this is a first for me.

my friend told me to write this, so this is why this exists.
If you genuinely like Kyman and genuinely like this fanfic because it's Kyman, you're weird as shit
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