love at first sight

biden has been having a lot of meetings to go to for (read this in a country accent plz) 𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢. but at his most recent, he spottet the orangest hottie he had ever seen. Was that really trump? Just then, he looked across from the caked up donny wonny trumpy wumpy, and saw the most scrumptious looking, shiny headed, big yummy mmm mmmm mmm.. Obama??? What will they all do, no one can know!!!n!!@!1!11!

(all of this is definitely canon to the politics fandom)