WARNINGS!!!

Stuck in a cottage for five years with no escape, anyone would go insane. I surely did.
But what happens when you get out? What happens when you're let out in a society that has no idea who, what, or where you came from. And it's not like you can say you came from a magic cottage that had basically everything except humans and electronics. They might send you to a mental asylum after that, and that wasn't what I was looking for.
Read as I make friends. As I make mistakes. As I cook disasters in the oven, and even masterpieces. After all, what's life without the good and bad food?