before it begins...

BOOK COVER MADE BY MY BIG MEATY HANDS 👹👹👹👹

shrek was a cutesy uwu highschool anime girl who managed his way around getting hit on by tons of hotties, but it's never gotten rid of his eyes for his one and only senpai:

obama

after the bathroom altercation, more than just their relationship grow bigger 😫

until someone tries to get in the way of it....

UPDATES DAILY AT UNGODLY HOURS

⚠️DISCLAIMER⚠️

i'm not paying for your therapy.

if you get scarred for life i am not responsible 🗿

THIS BOOK WILL HAVE:

swearing
murder
vehicular manslaughter
tax fraud
smut