Ch.1 How I met him again.

I don't own anything but the plot, this AU, and some locations, I didn't create the characters Alex Hirsch did. (Bill has to walk to the shop in the first chapter because he was in a dorm before someone else needed it, now he lives in his shop.)

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Dipper:16, gay and trans(Bill doesn't know), always has the journals on him and is writing his own, graduated HS at 15, is in college, has a dorm.

Bill:older than the human concept of time, pansexual/romantic, never went to school, mindreading deity of chaos who's looking for redemption, semi-omnicent, has a Café on Dippers college campus.