character profile (Or MC/Y/n's)

"oh great heaven, it reeks of mommy and daddy issues"

In which a cop rookie who had to survive in a zombie apocalypse for years, finds themselves eaten by their milfs mirror...

Just what will be the outcome of this strange predicament? And why is there a sausage party goin on?

Come on, a girl in a school full of lovesick virgin boys?... Just what the fuck where they thinking??🥹

Good luck, dear reader.