(A/N): Pretty Please Read

Hi, I don't want to make whole-ass stories for oneshots, so here's where they'll be. None of these are requests, I just really want to kiss these characters so bad I gotta write it down. I also don't do requests.

This book contains:
-Swearing
-Mentions of sexual content
-Mildly dark topics
-Really bad jokes

If you want to revisit this story, you gotta save it. I'm not putting any fandom tags for this. This is kind of embarrassing for me.