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"Remind me why you couldn't have just asked politely for them to delete the picture?" Liam inquired.
"Aw, Payno, mate. Where's the fun in that?" Louis responded.
"Forgot how to be patient?" Niall asked. Louis muttered for him to shut up. Niall laughed.
"This one seems very happy to be here. Is that normal?" Liam asked.
"I don't know, Payno. I've never kidnapped anyone before."

Or

The crackfic written at one in the morning where Soup and Tea get kidnapped by One Direction

With @POVSoupForTheSoul