a little silly author's note

cant sleep at night, so i write. hope u enjoy

I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS MENTIONED IN THIS FANFICTION. I REPEAT, THESE CHARACTERS AREN'T MINE. ALL CHARACTERS INCLUDED ARE FROM SOUTH PARK. THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION FROM A HIGHSCHOOLER'S SILLY LITTLE BRAIN.

(CHANGED FROM CREEK ONESHOTS TO SOUTH PARK ONESHOTS!!)

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