[This story is mxm; mature and unedited] Jasper Bryant has never had friends, being put off by bullies and stupid, illiterate people. Now he's half way through junior year, his parents have landed new jobs that mean they are away from home a lot, which means Jasper has to go to a boarding school five states north. 'A new school a new me' is a motto he has decided to take on. He would get friends and he wouldn't be afraid to talk to people. He wanted to do something at this new school that he will remember in fifty years. But will it all go to plan?