Tip #1: DO get fired from your lame, sucky job that sucked and was lame

-Grian Gotts' Guide To Villainy (and not dying)-

Hello! If you want to become a villain, you're almost certainly going to need this book. It has a few tips on what to do and not do as a villain, and also tells the story of how I became a villain!

Isn't that exciting?

(Well, not really, because I have to deal with lame, stupid heroes all day who are lame and stupid, but it's better than working at the bank!)

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AKA: A story centred around the newest villain in a world where 90% of the population is born with superpowers.

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A Hermitcraft Heroes and Villains AU

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Book One of the 'Hermitcraft Guide' Series.

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