Episode 1: The Woman Who Fell To Earth

I love Jodie, and I love her character, but I despised the writing of the season. So I've decided to rewrite the whole thing! I don't own any of the characters in the show, and I can only hope to be as cruel as Mofas but I will be doing my best to provide the best rewrite possible! Also I will be adding gayness, because doctor who writers were scared bitches and didn't give 13 a lover.