I. Mad Maddie

You know that movie, Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist?", Keith asked.
Noah looked at him confused, "What about it?
Sarah, Jen and Drew exchanged glances, laughing a bit.
Well, Keith replied, "this situation we are currently in. This is the adult version of that. But instead of trying to track down a well loved band, we are tracking down an infamous, very irritating female, whom you have been pining for since... oh I don't know, forever!

Note: Aside from the obvious exceptions, the places, names, etc... are fictional.